Jokes about dinosaurs by non-dinosaurs.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-sarratops
A: Try and try and try and try-sarratops
Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !
A: A dino-saw !
Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? T
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: dino-sewer.
A: dino-sewer.
Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
A: At the dino-shore
A: At the dino-shore
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!
A: The dino-snore!
Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!
Q: Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?
A: Cause they don't know how to cook
A: Cause they don't know how to cook
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose?
A: OUT of the way!!
A: OUT of the way!!
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